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"Women's Rights"
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"Trump wants to cut funding for birth control, renegotiate trade deals, and stop the wars in the Middle East. It seems pulling out is his solution for everything."
"What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? snow balls"
"Q: How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb? A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers."
"Dance like no one is watching you while secretly videotaping to later be posted on YouTube so you become the latest worldwide laughing stock"
"Why is it so hard to find Tylenol in the jungle? Because the parrots eat 'em all. . . . Explanation: Parrots eat 'em all = paracetamol = acetominophen = Tylenol"
"I don't care how old I am, if I go out to eat and there are crayons and paper placemats with puzzles... game on!"
"What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough? ""Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"""
"Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope? The knife just wasn't cutting it."
"Beer before liquor, alphabetical order"