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Joke of the Day
"I hope my wife and children never learn the things that I have done for a Klondike Bar."
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"I hate when a grocery clerk judges you for what you put on the checkout belt. I found that dead cat behind YOUR store & now I want to buy it"
"There are two kinds of people: Those who know how to do math in binary, and those who don't!"
"What's DJ Khaleds favourite number? 11 because it has another 1."
"What do you put on big rusty boobs? Double D 40"
"I just read this article about short term memory I don't remember what it was about"
"""You need to stop doing chest workouts, it looks like you have boobs,"" said my wife. ""That makes one of us then,"" I replied."
"What does a death row inmate get after their last meal? Their just desserts."
"If there's one thing I like better than paying bills, it's anything else."
"Why did princess Diana cross the road? because she wasn't wearing a seat belt"