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Joke of the Day

"The Leaning Tower of Pisa is a good representation of all Italians Not straight."

"After the election, everyone wonders why people voted for Trump. The French know the answer 'Ils se sont trumpe' (I was wrong = je me suis trompe)"

"I ordered a book called ""How to relieve stress"" My goodness, for the life of me I really hope that it arrives on time. And that it's useful. And that the delivery man doesn't dislike me."

"If my house was on fire and I could only save one thing I would save my Bible So I could burn it myself"

"I should probably eat this entire bag of Oreos tonight since they're going to expire in 2017."

"So what if Putin fudged election So ve it"

"What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner? Sedimentary my dear Watson!"

"Why do a German soldier's hands never get cold? Because they've gott mit-uns"

"I once met a prostitute that said she would do anything for $100 I said paint my house."

"I lost my mood ring I really just don't know how to feel about it."