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Joke of the Day

"My son was so upset when he didn't get a gaming pc for his birthday luckily, this playstation was able to..........console him"

"Let's turn that frown upside down! ** **does handstand** **"

"Nice shoes. Where'd you get them? Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me?"

"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... ... Just kidding"

"I never really liked Robin Williams movies. They may be funny, but they keep hanging around.^I'll^see^myself^out..."

"Q: What was Bob the Builder called after he retired? A: Bob."

"Caught my co-worker MICROWAVING a HOT DOG with a SLICE of AMERICAN CHEESE on it. Don't worry I pushed him out a window."

"I need a ""your penis is so ugly..."" Joke yep, thats what i need"

"Dads are like boomerangs.... I hope. Edit: Guys I'm so confused, wtf is going on"

"My teenage son Filbert was ejected from the Young Republicans for naming his pet lizard Bernie Salamanders. You bet your buns he's grounded."