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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Zippo and a Bic lighter? Zippos are heavy. A Bic is just a little lighter."

"Terrible I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that."

"What's a Whistleblower's favorite food? Leeks!"

"For girls who said all guys are assholes Who told you do try them all?"

"Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors? You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah."

"I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand It's seven"

"When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees? In the Ark-hives."

"My Jewish employee wasn't very good at his job so Isaac'd him."

"Where does okra come from? Okrahoma.....lol should probably be in dadjokes but oh well."

"How can you find a blind guy at a nude beach? Oh come on, it's not hard..."