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Joke of the Day

"Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors? You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah."

"What do Muslims do before a jager bomb? Press the button"

"3 y/o: I want a bagel Me: We don't have any 3 y/o: You're a idiot Me: How did you survive your abortion"

"*goes to the park* *spoon feeds red bull to the ducks*"

"Lawyer Joke :) What's the difference between a Lawyer & a Hooker? A hooker quits screwing you when you're dead :)"

"What do paper towels call their family? NapKIN"

"I look in a mirror and wonder what became of the eager, wide-eyed boy with the world in front of him, then figure by the size of me I ate him."

"Here's one you might know... There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright in the middle of the night to find that his dream had come true."

"What starts with an A and has a boom at the end? Allahu akbar"

"By the power vested in me by my credit card, I now pronounce you my new fluffy hat. You may now hug my head."