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Joke of the Day

"I made a really sexy gravy. It was saucy. I put a few raisins in it, but it started getting fruity."

"What do you call a group of prison bull-dykes? Ellen Degenerates"

"Five chickens leave Topeka traveling west at 25 mph. Please help me find them chickens. Those are my chickens."

"How do you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? She fits in your wife's clothes"

"Shrimp Why did the shrimp cross the road? To get to the other tide."

"My girlfriend and I joke about which of us is more competitive. But, I joke about it waaaay more than her."

"Kristen Stewart seems like one of those missing milk carton kids who was raised by their kidnapper."

"What is the speciality of Alan Turing? He was homogeneous"

"If I could have any superpower, I would pick China."

"First woman on the Moon: ""Houston, we have a problem."" What? ""Never mind"" What's the problem? ""Nothing"" Please tell us? ""You know what the problem is."""