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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it? An old man yelling at the cloud"

"BILLY CORGAN: the world is a vampire ME: wouldn't it explode into flames as soon as the sun hit it then? BILLY: shut up *runs off crying*"

"Two parallel lines match on tinder But they never meet!"

"The invention of the broom may have swept the nation... ... but the invention of the Galaxy Note 7 really set the world on fire"

"Donald Trump has all the resources to be Batman. Instead, he chooses to be Donald Trump."

"How come lesbians can't be vegan? They all eat pussy."

"Famous Minds Galileo:Great mind Einstein:Genius Mind Newton:Extraordinary Mind Bill Gates:Brilliant Mind Sir George w.bush: Never Mind"

"At school today, the teacher pointed to me with a ruler, The teacher said ""There is in idiot at the end of this ruler!"" So i asked ""Which end?"""

"I invited a friend over after school. I told my mom he's my brother from another mother. My parents are now in the divorce process."

"I used to date a chick liked it when I made her angry while we were in bed. She was into hardcore scorn."