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Joke of the Day

"STOP EDITING YOUR PICS, what if you go missing? How tf can we find you if you look like Beyonce on Instagram but Waka Flocka in real life?"

"What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ? The Loch Ness Elephant !"

"My goal weight is to stop hearing 'you have a great personality'"

"""Did you hear? Lament's gettin' a Ph.D."" ""What does Ph.D. stand for?"" ""in his case Pin-headed Dope."""

"You know when birds fly in an arrow formation? You know the reason why one side is sometimes longer then the other? Well, there's more birds on that side."

"What kind of meat can a priest eat on Friday? Nun"

"What do you call a letter from a feminist? Hate male"

"Welcome to Gullible Victim Club. Lol. I can't believe you showed up. Now gimme your purse or I'll stab you."

"Mexico's prison system"

"Sarah Palin is claiming she had a sexual relationship with Bill Clinton. When asked, Clinton responded ""Close, but no cigar."""