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Joke of the Day
"I took a shit on the hood of a car one time It was my civic doodie"
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"What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse? Giddy up horsey !"
"What do you say if you meet someone from Anonymous in an S&M club? ""Troll in the dungeon!"""
"What's a knife's favorite dessert? Slice cream."
"Cop ~ Do you know how fast you were going sir ? Me ~ Uhhh .... Roughly about the same as you Cop ~ Get out"
"A cow made a joke but it was too cheesy"
"How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb? One. We're efficient not funny!"
"I like my drinks like I like my women. Whatever's available."
"Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital? The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home."
"My cat thinks any questions I ask him are rhetorical."