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Joke of the Day

"The Samsung Galaxy S6... The Samsung Galaxy S6 has a worse memory loss than your grandmother's Alzheimer [First joke, go easy, pretty please?]"

"He did it again! Cop: ""What's in the bottle?"" Me: ""It's water."" Cop: ""This is wine."" Me: ""What? That damn Jesus! He did it again!"""

"I found out when my birthday was and now I can never have a surprise party."

"What do you call a young plastic covered sheep? Laminated"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Conga ! Conga who? Conga go on meeting like this !"

"Chuck Norris can tell you that he likes Dr. Pepper... with a straight face."

"There are so many internet scams right now Send me $19.99 and I will tell you how to avoid them all"

"I'm a true sportsman... I have a tennis elbow, A golfer's shoulder, And athlete's feet."

"you know the joke of the pearldiver? blub blub gone he is"

"Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits! What you mean those square ones? Yes! The ones you put butter on? Yes! Oh You're Crackers!"