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Joke of the Day

"What do 1% of racist people do? They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes"

"Been getting better gas mileage since I decided to turn off my car when I'm crying alone in parking lots."

"Survivor 1: ""Help! I can't swim! I'm drowning!"" Survivor 2: ""I have a buoy, friend."""

"Did you hear about the fire at the flame retardant textile manufacturer? Someone left the irony on..."

"[internet] if u liked this story on cows dressed as plumbers.. [me] I did [i] here's a story on panda cops [barely containing my glee] go on"

"I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger, but she did move to California in 1849."

"[pizza delivery] Girl: Is there an other way I can pay you? *bites lip* uh HELL YEAH! *pulls out phone* see that RT button?"

"So far, I am 100% at believing what happened next on Facebook links."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ? Brazil support a girls chest !"

"What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk? Lack toes and tall or rent"