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Joke of the Day

"What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd? ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!"

"I know it's just bad luck that what I post never reaches the front page. After all, I've definitely seen it there before."

"Why doesn't Ted Cruz like doing laundry? Because he always fucks up the delegates."

"Epilepsy joke What is blue and does not fit? A dead epileptic."

"What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner? Sedimentary my dear Watson!"

"My cowboy friends phone froze on gindr the other day He kept asking ""Why can't I quit you"""

"Did you hear the new Whitney Houston album? It didn't make much of a splash."

"That 0.1% of bacteria that no household product can kill is what will inherit our earth"

"People who genetically engineer food, why don't you make celery that tastes like Reese's Peanut Butter Cups? I bet that would shut people up"

"What do you call a gay philosopher? Pyfagoras"