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Joke of the Day

"I think this sub is dying There hasn't been a post ALL YEAR!"

"What's brown and white and flies all over? Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!"

"Squaring numbers are just like women If they are under 13 just do 'em in your head"

"I wonder if people in 3rd world countries know that we can choose between crushed and regular ice cubes."

"the most awkward time in my life Was when I locked my keys in my car and had to walk into the nearby abortion clinic to ask to borrow a coat hanger."

"Walk up in the club like ""THIS IS MY JAM"" handing out small jars of my homemade raspberry preserves"

"I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, she said yes - about me taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes."

"Saw a Ringneck Dove in our garden... ... so I wrung its neck."

"JOKE OF THE YEAR: Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business."

"Why was the socialist kicked from his party? Because he was anti social."