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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School? Doctor"
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"How are women like condoms? They spend 99% of their time in your wallet, and the other 1% on your dick."
"How do you sell a deaf guy a frog? DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip."
"Why the Chinese aren't democratic Because their leaders can't bring themselves to say 'We need to have a great election; People will come from all over the country'"
"I just made up a new word Derpflarp"
"""This week has been an emotional roller coaster. I'm gonna open up a bottle of red and take a long, hot bath."" - white women"
"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child? Eric Clapton wouldn't let the bag of cocaine fall out of a window"
"Hey did you hear the punchline about the scary cow? It was Terror bull."
"The joke's not here.... It's in the comments."
"My biological clock is wheezing."