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Joke of the Day
"How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts? Strawberry filled forever."
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"What kind of ships can't go in salt water? Snail-boats"
"People who say ""no regrets"" just have too many regrets to keep track of."
"What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies? A dead cat."
"What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust."
"What is the difference between a man and a dog? A man wears a suit and the dog, pants."
"The police came to my door and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes My dogs don't even have bikes"
"A man walks into a library and asks for a book on tides. The librarian says, ""I'm sorry sir, that's just gone out."""
"Just write any numbers in the sudoku boxes. It doesn't matter. We're all gonna die."
"What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster? You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup."