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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card? The thief was spending less then his wife."
Next Joke
"Everybody knows about Trumps reality show, ""the Apprentice."" But, did you know about Hillary's show? ""the Biggest Loser."""
"What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed? Looks like we got a tail."
"People who live in glass houses must have to clean up a lot of dead birds."
"""How would you describe the woman who attacked you?"" *Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*"
"Walked into a spider web and did an hour of tai chi in five seconds."
"What do you call a recovering alcoholic? A ginspiration."
"Why is Reggae so popular in Utah right now? Because it was popular in California 10 years ago."
"Why should you never tell jokes about Hitler? Because your friends might Nazi (not see) the humor."
"My New Years resolution is 1080p."