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Joke of the Day

"Somewhere in an alternative universe a girl is kissing a frog hoping it turns back into her charming prince but instead it only turns into the artist formerly known as prince"

"A blonde and a brunette are exchanging wild stories... Brunette: ""have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"" Blonde: *ponders for a moment* ""No but I've been swung around by the tits before!"""

"What did the hat say to the belt? You hang around I'll go on ahead"

"So they say rubbing the Buddha statue's belly gives you good luck... ...imagine if you sucked his dick."

"What did the hipster epidemiologist say to United States citizens at a press conference? You probably won't get it."

"Did you hear about the houses that fell in love? They had a lawn-distance relationship."

"What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night? I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help..."

"The best joke about clickbait ever"

"I tried eating a clock earlier.. It was really time consuming"

"Do cannibals just upload a bunch of pictures of their friends on Instagram?"