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Joke of the Day

"Somewhere in an alternative universe a girl is kissing a frog hoping it turns back into her charming prince but instead it only turns into the artist formerly known as prince"

"Roses are red violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one does not."

"Remember, ladies, when you're taking those selfies, the camera adds like 10 cats."

"A father walks in on his son... A father walks in on his son masturbating. The father says, ""Son, If you keep masturbating you'll go blind!"" The son replies, ""Dad, I'm over here."""

"the good news is the doctor says I'm healthy as a horse, the bad news is she still uses large farm animals to describe me...."

"What is ""attempted theft"" exactly? I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for ""attempted plagiarism"""

"What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets? ""May the force be with you"""

"What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life? Selfless"

"If you want us to know how much you love biking, we better see your cock and balls through your shorts."

"How can you tell that your dog just gave birth? It is now a parent."