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Joke of the Day

"What was Hitler's favorite drink? Jews"

"What did the magician's girlfriend say to the magician? I can't see you anymore."

"Did you hear about the Native American who tried to break the world's record for drinking tea? They found him dead in his Tee Pee."

"""GO TO YOUR ROOM AND STAY THERE"" KID: *goes kicking and screaming* TEEN: You can't do this, I have plans tonight ADULT: Thank you so much"

"What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto!"

"The cable guy said he'd be here sometime between 1:00 and April, 2016."

"I'm sorry I threw up all over your carpet when you referred to your spouse as your ""lover""."

"Adam: Eve, you read the terms and conditions before using that Apple product right? Eve: Uh yeah, totally"

"What kind of sweets do trucks like? Lorrypops."

"If I get interviewed by a police sketch artists, my only goal will be to see how far I get before he realizes I'm making him draw a pirate."