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Joke of the Day

"What was Hitler's favorite drink? Jews"

"Two fish are in a tank one turns to the other and says ""do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"Are kids that are born in a whorehouse called Brothel Sprouts?"

"I know a good story about juice.. .. It's pulp fiction."

"What was the top item on Hitler's grocery list? Concentrated Juice."

"What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common? For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)"

"What is a worm's favorite city in Alabama? Squirming-ham"

"How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? It's when the blind try to read your face."

"My wife told me she wanted the body of a stripper. But she screamed when I brought her one."

"Shouldn't all ghosts be naked?? It's not like your clothes die too..."