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Joke of the Day

"sometimes to end a text convo thats going on too long u gotta break out the big guns and say you're going to bed. at 2:30 in the afternoon."

"What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork."

"Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings."

"The story of George Washington chopping down the cherry tree is my favorite tale of honesty, integrity, and giving a child an ax"

"Cigarettes are just like hamsters. They're perfectly harmless until you stick one in your mouth and light it on fire."

"If I hear a bump in the night, I'm hoping my kids investigate and annoy any potential intruder until he leaves."

"What do you get from a forgetful cow? Milk of amnesia!"

"The size of penis doesn't correlate to the number of sex one will have Proof: the two largest populations in this world: China and India."

"There's nothing more difficult than trying to convince a narcissist that you don't like them."

"Did you hear that the king of the jungle fell into a deep, deep sleep? He's a lion in a coma."