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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the bread-less klansman who couldn't drink milk? He lacked toast and tolerance."

"Tater Tots are chewed up French Fries"

"Maybe we got it wrong and God just wanted to play doctor for a day: 'Here Moses, take these two tablets and call me in the morning'"

"Instagram says it now can sell your pics without your permission. Good luck making money with pictures of Cups of coffee, Cupcakes & clouds."

"Joke: The swearing parrot geaNostra"

"Scooby Doo led me to believe there would be a LOT more abandoned amusement parks and old people pretending to be ghosts. So Disappointed."

"Good thing girls started uploading pictures next to a pool with the caption ""Summer is finally here!"" or we wouldn't have known it's summer."

"What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ? The Baaahaaamaaas !"

"Some relationships today will end over a ""Like"" on Facebook."

"How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb? One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs"