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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear a dirty joke? Pigs in the mud."

"Fun prank: 1: steal your married friends phone 2: change your name to ""Brandi from the club"" 3: call them repeatedly and hang up at 3AM"

"if a child of mine is ever incredibly muscular at birth i would consider naming it XERXES in all caps like that"

"A joke about the mods [removed]"

"A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp. The police are looking into it."

"A PhD in Fencing would be pretty useful... ... if you ever had a backgarden dispute with a neighbor."

"Whats 6'2"" and doesnt work? My moms van, its been sitting on blocks all summer you racist bastard."

"I join any line I see if it's long enough. All those people can't be wrong!"

"Girl are you a prescription from my doctor 'cause you might be good for me but I can't read you at all."

"Teens today stuck inside all day long playing video games. In my day, we spent all day outside smoking hash oil & cigarettes with friends."