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Joke of the Day

"Whats 6'2"" and doesnt work? My moms van, its been sitting on blocks all summer you racist bastard."

"A girl tells her parents she's going to major in psychology ""Hey mom! Hey dad! I'm gonna study a real science! PSYCH!"""

"How many cops do you need to change a light bulb? None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it."

"Think about the nicest thing anyone's ever said about you. Not really true, right?"

"Me: Im still mad at you for last night Hub: Well Today is the 1st. Which means that happened last month. Which means youre being ridiculous"

"What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? 'Dad dad look what marma-laid' !"

"And the Lord said unto John.. ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and won a toaster."

"I used to be addicted to soap But im clean now"

"What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock? Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)"

"If I were Russian I'd be Vladimir Poopin"