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Joke of the Day

"A joke I heard about the greatest story never told"

"What do Jews get at night during the holocaust? Not z's"

"So I called my friend turkey and I said to him ""Turkey, la gente esta muy loca. What the cluck?"""

"If I ever met an exact duplicate of myself I wouldn't hang out with him. I'm too cool for that fucking nerd"

"I read a book on anti-gravity... I couldn't put it down."

"The Wife just accused me of loving Twitter more than her. I said, ""but honey! I love you much more than Facebook or LinkedIn!"""

"Saw Interstellar over the weekend & was totally glued to my seat. The movie was OK but the getting-glued-to-my-seat thing ruined it for me."

"I don't see dead people, I just see people that I wish were dead."

"Two old ladies are sitting on a prk bench when a streaker ran past. One had a stroke. The other couldn't reach."

"""Dr. Oz"" sounds like the guy you'd buy shrooms from in community college."