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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man name his daughter Candy? She was the sweetest mistake he ever made."
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"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Blurgblurgblurg"
"Does Hitler have a favorite number? Hitler: Nine."
"Kobe Bryant converted to Islam today As-salamu a-laker"
"Two men are making love in a meadow, they both are struck by lightning and die. Which one goes to heaven first? The one on the bottom because he already has his shit packed and ready to go."
"What do you call a wandering cave man? A meanderthal."
"I like my fractions with me on top, and a common yourmominator on bottom."
"Premature ejaculation was the number one public health issue in the North Pole in 2016 Looks like Santa came early this year"
"Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj? Because he dropped the beet."
"[Concert] Triangle player: *proudly playing his triangle [Octagon player struts on stage] Triangle player: ""What the-"""