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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man name his daughter Candy? She was the sweetest mistake he ever made."
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"What do you call a cow that masturbates? Beef jerky."
"What do little miss muffet and ISIS have in common? They both have curds in their whey."
"Clapping was invented by white people at concerts, because we have no idea what to do with our hands when we dance."
"What do flies do at church? Flyspray"
"My family tree is a Cactus........ Full of pricks ! :/"
"Do you love multiple trees? ...No. I'm mahogamous."
"I'm so glad l had piles of paperwork on my desk to soak up the coffee I spilled."
"I met a dyslexic Christian who was also a carpenter... Kind of weird meeting someone who believes in guardian angles."
"As an adult, it's exciting to know that I'll soon be old enough to play a high school student on ABC Family."