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Joke of the Day
"Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan."
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"What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart? The rest of her is cold too."
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"Public restrooms are weird. The guy in the stall next to me has four feet and is wearing heels on one pair."
"Amish murderers get the acoustic chair."
"I don't need a football game to get drunk and scream at my television."
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"I just want a man who can lick the crumbs from the bottom of a Pringles tube."
"BREAKING NEWS: BLIND MAN HAS BEEN SHOT He didn't even see it coming."
"Did you hear about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they could not understand."