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Joke of the Day

"What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti Halloweenies Devil's food cake and Boo-berry pie."

"I just rolled my eyes so hard, I can see my brain."

"Why do Pokemon have eyes? So they can pikachu"

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? keep the tip"

"Billion Dollar Idea: Child-Cancelling Headphones"

"What does the highest paid WNBA player make? Sandwiches."

"A dyslexic man walks in to a bra..."

"Tall girls might get modeling contracts but I can still ask for the high school student discount."

"What's the difference between a dead dog and a black guy on the road Dead dog has skidd marks on it"

"""can i smoke in here?"" ""sure go ahead sir"" ""thanks"" *lights scented candle* ""can i scatter rose petals in here?"" ""erm- ""can i dim the lights"