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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend and I like to roleplay She pretends to be a nurse while I pretend she exists."
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"What do you call a paraplegic with Ebola? A parabola."
"How does a pirate greet a sea monster? What's Kraken?"
"Obama turns 52 today. Republicans vote to repeal it."
"I thought about going outside and doing something today but my Wi-Fi really doesn't reach very far."
"Why don't Jews eat pussy? Because it's too close to the gas chamber"
"what do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!"
"Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!"
"Imagine Iron Man having an iron deficiency That would be ironic."
"So I've had the runs for almost 4 days now... I told my dad and he looked me dead in the eyes and said. ""Son, it will pass""."