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Joke of the Day
"Opera is what happens when someone stabs you and instead of dying, you sing."
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"If anyone tried to steal my identity I would just think ""now it's their problem."""
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"I just quit my job, I couldn't work for my boss after what he said to me He told me that I was fired"
"Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans? Because they keep stealing all the green cards."
"Just Spent 3 hours in the Emergency room...... .... the Dyson Ball vacuum has a VERY misleading name........"
"I asked my wife what would be the best way to get rid of our son's hiccups. She said, ""Stick on your priest costume."""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! B-4 ! B-4 who ? B-4 I freeze to death please open this door !"
"Why didn't Jesus get into college? Because he got nailed on the boards."
"Me: So what do you do? Date: I work with animals Me: *imagining an office ran entirely by golden retrievers in suits* Your job sounds fun"