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Joke of the Day
"Opera is what happens when someone stabs you and instead of dying, you sing."
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"You're breaking up with me because I ""don't put food in the correct things?"" WTF? After I've JUST made you a delicious bowl of toast??"
"You know that confused look that old people get when looking at new technology? I'm like that, but with salad."
"Pakistani math problem. Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes. He gives one to Mohammed and another to Hassan. Calculate the radius of the explosion."
"Got a paper cut turning the pages in my self-defense book."
"If we were to have a small food fight, would we be engaging in Morsel Combat?"
"How do you milk a sheep? With iPhone periph**e**rals."
"Scientist believe that coworkers are the main reason why humans developed middle fingers."
"how many cops does it take to push a black man down stairs? none, he ""fell"""
"I prefer masturbating with coconut oil as opposed to lotion It just cums naturally."