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Joke of the Day
"FRIEND: hey while I'm on vacation can you come over and feed the cat? ME: FRIEND: ME: to what?"
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"A skelington walks into a bar orders a beer and a mop"
"I went to a baby shower I was torn between a vacuum or a coat hanger as a gift"
"What is the most up-voted comment of all time? ""repost"""
"Why do people hate babushka dolls? Because they are so full of themselves...."
"My sister has recently gotten very attractive Does that mean she doesn't poop anymore?"
"House Hunters: ""We want a slide, cheeseburgers, a clown."" Realtor: Are you describing McDonalds? ""haha no"" *3 kids tumble out of trenchcoat*"
"Never go to a place that has burgers, sushi, chicken wings and donuts on one menu. Never."
"Wife: Where'd you buy my gift? Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right? Me: Coupon? *wife faints*"
"Oral sex makes your day Anal sex makes your hole weak"