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Joke of the Day
"Why did Sandra fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sandra."
Next Joke
"Big Ben walks up to the club like... ...what up? I got a big clock."
"What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan? Qui-Gon Gin."
"How's everyone holding up? It's crazy out there! I've killed 15 zombies so far! And why the hell are they all carrying candy?"
"Sonny snake is asking his father snake: *Dad, are we venomous?!* ""No son, we're not venomous snakes, why do you ask?"" *Because I just bit my tongue!*"
"What do you call a French guy wearing sandals? Felipe Flop!"
"What did the snot say to the nose? I gotta run."
"What do they call the work when Webster long cuts the grass? Emmanuel labor"
"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WA-TA!"
"Why Hitler was late to work? He accidently didn't took the second left but the third Reich."