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Joke of the Day

"Sonny snake is asking his father snake: *Dad, are we venomous?!* ""No son, we're not venomous snakes, why do you ask?"" *Because I just bit my tongue!*"

"What video game console can you not be upset while playing? The Nomad"

"What's the difference between parsley and pussy? No one likes to eat parsely."

"Water boarding People who have been waterboarded are hipsters, because they got into pouring water on there head, before it before it was, cool..."

"What's the best part about being a necrophiliac? No talking during sex."

"I often find myself crying during sex... Probably from the pepper spray..."

"Monopoly I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly."

"If you're getting annoyed, you might throw up your hands out of frustration. If you're a cannibal, you might throw up someone else's hands out of your stomach."

"Where do blind people got to get their college degrees?"

"What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I got no-eye deer !"