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Joke of the Day
"There's no ""shame"" in ""glitter"", but there's shame and glitter on me."
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"Sorry I had to cancel for the 5th time in a row, I thought you would stop inviting me by now."
"I'm quite lazy, so I use my toes to pick things up from the ground... ...You could say my feet come pretty handy."
"When your only tool is a hammer, every problem looks like your brother in law Steve"
"I'm organizing a party for people who can't ejaculate Please tell me if you can't come."
"A dick in the hand is worth two in the tush"
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"How do you hit on a Jewish girl? Tell her that she israeli hot!"