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Joke of the Day

"INTERESTING FACT: The song ""Hurt So Good"" was written after John Mellencamp ate too much delicious Mexican food."

"If I drank as little alcohol as I tell my doctor I'd weigh as little as I tell the people at the DMV when I renew my driver's license."

"Being an adult means assuming someone's dead every time your parents call you at work."

"Why are lesbians bad cooks? because they always eat out..."

"What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree? Camembert!"

"Turning 30 is like fucking your sister Your dad wishes he could do it again."

"What's the difference between men and women when watching video? The phrase ""I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film."" usually has a completely different meaning."

"Politics is like a game of rock-paper-scissors. Gun beats everything."

"what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm Rape!"

"i hate when you meet new friends and you don't know how comfortable you can be with them. like will she get offended if i talk about the D"