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Joke of the Day
"How much does the average introvert weigh? Not enough to break the ice."
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"If you're American when you go into the bathroom... ...and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? European"
"I was grilling, and dropped a hamburger patty Now it's ground beef"
"What's darker than 3am in the morning? 12' noon in the cotton fields."
"Whitney Houston May Not Have Had The Last Word! But I know She Had The Last Line!!"
"What if balloons take over and start twisting us into animal shapes?"
"What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't? successfully end a race."
"[me trying to do magic] Is this your card? ""No"" Is THIS your card? ""Not even close"" What about THIS? ""Trent thats literally a piece of ham"""
"The Feds say that marijuana has no accepted medical use, overlooking how it could help 20 million unemployed Americans not give a shit."
"5 Arabs are sitting around looking at pictures of thier kids One says to the others they blow up so fast!!"