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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man that marries another man? A minister! Courtesy of a patient."
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"Hubs: There's nothing on TV *winks* Me: Remember last time? *both look at 2yo* Hubs: There's over 900 channels, we'll find something"
"Dad to his adopted son ""What is the extreme limit of laziness?"" Son ""Having an adopted son."""
"Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet? Click Whittington"
"Lil wayne becomes a comedian... Lol wayne"
"I faked a cough to get out of work. I tell myself I wasn't lying... I was just being SARScastic."
"Yo momma smell so bad.... I can smell her retronasally."
"I wrote a program to do my acounting It works really well, it said there are 3 in this sentence."
"Joke Police arrested a drunkard & askd: Where r u going.. Man: I-m going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who-ll lecture at midnight .. Man: My wife.."
"Did you hear that they exhumed the body of John Lennon? All they found was a dead beetle..."