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Joke of the Day

"How come Adele can call her ex 1,000 times and get a million dollars.... But when I do it, the Police show up."

"Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No they do everything on porpoise!"

"two lesbians Lesbian 1: ""Hey! I finally found your dido!"" Lesbian 2: ""Great! I knew you had it in you!"""

"While teaching a CPR course, chuck norris actually brought the practice dummy to life"

"Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch? Because they have no attachments."

"My sister texted and asked if she and her kids could come over, and now I'm frantically looking for a new place to live."

"Here, let me loosen those morals for you."

"What do you call gay couple? TOGAYTHER"

"When a woman has to pick one of three men: a smart one, a cute one or a rich one. She always chooses the asshole."

"Why was Les miserable? He was French."