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Joke of the Day
"How long is a Chinese name."
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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Microsoft Barbie ...Barbie doll with Bill Gates' head"
"Jesus Christ walks into a hotel As he walks in, he hands the inn keeper three nails and asks. ""Can you put me up for the night?"""
"Why did the musician give his daughters the same name? So he could yell ""Anna 1, Anna 2!"""
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"Anyone can give a definition for erectile dysfunction... It's not that hard."
"That awkward moment you run into someone in public that you know, and there is nowhere to hide."