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Joke of the Day
"Forgive me Twitter for I have sinned, it's been twenty minutes since my last Tweet."
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"""Um, thanks?"" -A woman who posed for a Picasso painting"
"Still waiting for #WTF! Friday where we all list people whose popularity is a mystery to us."
"For every IT topic.... ... there is a YouTube video with Indian guy explaining it"
"How do you spell anarchy? Any way you fucking want."
"Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime."
"Have you heard about Henry the brown-nosed reindeer? He's just as fast as Rudolf, he just can't stop as quick"
"Don't eat my chocolate. I'll be back Monday."
"Why should you never date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them."
"This guy walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder... and the bartender says, that's a pretty cool lizard, what's his name? The guy says, ""Tiny, because he's minute"""