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Joke of the Day

"I have a stepladder because.... My real ladder left me when I was young."

"Introverts don't get ready for a party. They gather strength for a party."

"How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof? If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors."

"What does ""IDK"" mean? I keep asking people, but they don't know either."

"Wanna hear a good joke? Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! hahaha! What did you think I was going to say?"

"You hear the one about the transgender student? He spent his Junior year a broad."

"Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering? Because they can't put their finger on it."

"What's the award for being the world's best dentist? A little plaque."

"A feminist asked me what my view was on lesbians I answered 1080p"

"Why did Chewbacca cross the road? WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!"