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Joke of the Day
"I have a stepladder because.... My real ladder left me when I was young."
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"Two random variables were talking in a bar They thought they were being discrete but I heard them continuously."
"What does a vegetable get in bowling? A-spare-I-guess"
"What confuses a gay person Seven"
"I ate 15 raw oysters last night at the restaurant. I paid for it with exploding diarrhea. I think they would have preferred cash."
"What do you call a promiscuous hippy? Whore-ganic"
"What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ? A croaker spaniel !"
"Did you hear about the guy who tried to make an ocean of soda? It was pure Fantasea"
"""It takes 2 to tangle."" - iPod ear buds."
"[phone call] Prank caller: Hi, I'd like to speak to Agood Boi Receptionist: who's Agood Boi? Prank caller: lol *tail goes nuts*"