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Joke of the Day
"What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain? MUH SOGGY KEYS!"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cy ! Cy who ? Cy'n on the botton line !"
"What did Stalin say to all the thousands of people he killed? Crimea river"
"How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear? By the dandruff on her shoes."
"For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word shopping."
"I like my Coffee how i like my women Hot."
"Lion and a cheetah have a race and the cheetah wins! The lion say ""your such a cheeta!!"" The cheetah says ""um no your lion!!"""
"If I got $1 every time somebody called me a racist I'd have enough money to make a black guy rob me"
"Heard about the news the acientist allover the world have been talking about? There amazed how there are only 7 planets left after i destroyed URANUS."
"[5 mins after seeing our neighbour's new boat] wife: ""everything's a competition to you"" me: [trying to find the moon on eBay] ""no it's not"""