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Joke of the Day
"What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? 'Here Kitty kitty kitty' !"
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"After my date orders, I always tell the waiter ""Nothing for me..I'll be eating later"" Then wink at my date & raise my eyebrows suggestively!"
"I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said ""it's me or your fishing."" Gee I miss her."
"When I was a little boy, my dad taught me that any little boy or girl, even me, could grow up and become President someday... I'm starting to believe him."
"I once walked in on my brother having sex with my girlfriend. Needless to say I deflated her and threw her in the trash. #awkwardbreakup"
"This guy named Bill keeps sending me letters Says I owe him money or something"
"What's a pirate's favorite Antivirus? Avast."
"What did the knob say to the door? I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! ~Skip"
"Hear about that kidnapping? He woke up"
"I told my pregnant girl friend that she was as big as a 747. That did not fly."