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Joke of the Day

"One of the toddlers on the Intensive Care Unit is playing with a toy donkey. ICU baby, shaking that ass."

"So a dyslexic man walks into a rab."

"Did you hear about what happened to Henry Winkler He got Eyyyyyyyyyds"

"What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog."

"Tim Cook announces iPhone charger cord to be long enough to reach a socket, Apple stock price quadruples."

"Why do lesbians shop at the Sports Authority? Because they don't like Dicks."

"A sandwich walks into a bar... The bartender says we don't serve food here."

"Why do flamingos stand on one leg? Because if they stood on no legs, they would fall over!"

"When life gives you melons... You're probably dyslexic."

"My grandma told me her joints are getting weaker, so I told her to roll them tighter."