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Joke of the Day
"Why is Pavlov's hair so soft? Classic conditioning."
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"What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water? Pollution What do you call it when you throw all the black people in the water? Solution."
"What is the favorite number of french potheads? 80"
"If you're a vegan who ran a marathon & you got your dogs from the shelter.... How do you decide which thing to wedge into the conversation first?"
"Top 3 situations that require witnesses:1) Crimes2) Accidents 3) MarriagesNeed I say more?"
"Peanut Butter So I was balls deep in peanut butter, and I thought to myself, ""Peanut Butter's a weird name for a dog, isn't it?"""
"What do you call a dog without front legs? Chester."
"Why does Kim Jong Un love books? Because he is the Supreme Reader."
"Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR? They told him he was good at deriving"
"Shot through the heart and you're to blame. You give archers who shoot apples off of people's heads a bad name."