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Joke of the Day

"I got really hungry when we visited the Alpaca Farm, next time Alpaca lunch."

"Duck. A duck walks into a bar. The barman asks ""What will it be?"" The duck doesn't answer because he's a duck."

"Whoever decided on the color white for underpants was an idiot."

"What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!"

"Anyone want a free car? Angry bee inside but otherwise, perfect."

"How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb? well many how???"

"What does 100% humidity mean? Even dry farts feel like wet farts."

"So a baby seal walks into a club Ba-dum-tssss"

"All I did was compliment a coworker on their fantastic mustache, and now I'm in HR's office. Thanks a lot, Megan!"

"What do you call a dark skinned surfer? A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke."