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Joke of the Day
"I got really hungry when we visited the Alpaca Farm, next time Alpaca lunch."
Next Joke
"A beautiful girl looks good in the background of her smart friend."
"new stereotype I just invented: everyone else but me is bad at navigating their cart at Costco"
"What type of writing is the most profitable? A ransom note."
"You know the 'Done' button you press to exit a video? How come it only sounds judgy and sarcastic after I've finished jacking off?"
"I thought vasectomies were supposed to keep me from getting my wife pregnant?? Apparently, it just changes the color of the baby. Go figure."
"Think training raptors is tough? Imagine Dragons."
"This medicine says I should not operate heavy machinery, so I guess I won't be doing laundry for the next two weeks. Safety first."
"What's better than double-fisting a newborn? HADOUKEN!!!"
"What do you call a gay Jewish and Chinese couple? Christmas dinner every night. Happy holidays reddit!"