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Joke of the Day
"My wife is paralysed from the waist down Insensitive cunt."
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"Finally threw out some old bananas because once they go black you never go back."
"How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!"
"Why is it called a Mango? Because Mancome wasn't selling"
"Runs with scissors Gets hit by bus"
"Today is national pet day. There is no touching of people in national pet day. I know this now."
"I like the religions where they're like ""god left after he made earth."" that's exactly what I would do if i created this mess."
"American A man from Israel got his citizenship, I guess you could say he Israeli American now"
"When the nun comes around to collect the offerings, I shell out a handful of change and a cucumber then give her a wink and a thumbs up."
"How do we know a blind man created mermaids? He smelled the bottom half of a woman.."