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Joke of the Day
"I married a European chess master. He's my Czech mate."
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"It took America two days to create ""anti-WikiLeaks legislation"", yet, proper regulation of the financial sector, for example, is awol."
"""Your resume says weaknesses: hide & seek"" Yeah ""Can you demonstrate?"" Sure, count to 10 *Counts to 10 & opens eyes* *I'm literally on fire*"
"What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her? Stop using Chex as a weapon!"
"How much does a rock weigh? One stone."
"Farmers. If Farmer A sells watermelon, and Farmer B sell apples, what does Farmer C sell? Drugs."
"What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda!"
"What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog."
"Where does Doctor Who go to get his salami?...The Dalek-atessan of course.:D"
"What is the greatest dilemma for a Jewish mother? She learns her son is gay, but he's dating a doctor."