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Joke of the Day
"How do Baroque composers tweet? Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry"
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"Have you ever gotten laid in a sleeping bag? It's horrible. You can't breathe, it's all sweaty, and your scoutmaster is covering your mouth."
"""What is your reason for divorce?"" She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'"
"What's the fastest way to make a skeleton? Put a leper in a wind tunnel"
"Well, if anything, the Mayans DID teach us ONE valuable lesson. If you don't finish something...it's really not the end of the world."
"When you see someone driving with their shirt off it makes you feel so stupid for driving with your shirt on."
"How do you catch a rabbit? Hide behind a tree and make carrot sounds."
"Sometimes I take my pet skunk to department stores and let him spray himself all over the perfume girls."
"I recently got addicted to this new only chicken diet Guess I'll have to go cold turkey if I want to stop."
"I need puns about tea! (Herbal and medicinal tea) for the chalkboard outside my sisters shop. Please help? Something better than R2Tea2"