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Joke of the Day
"How do you get 50 old ladies to yell ""fuck""? Have one old lady yell ""bingo"""
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"Fortune teller told me that I will be fucked by a beautiful lady today, and damn he was right a pretty mail lady just handed me over an audit letter from IRS."
"Best day to propose a girl Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll."
"What's big and brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"
"If Katt Williams had a nickel for every time he's been arrested... He'd put them in a sock and beat someone with it."
"""What did you do today, mommy?"" ""I invented names, like 'Grand Theft Anal' and 'Mortal Cumbath"" on Twitter, and you?"""
"Why did the puppy get away with committing murder? ...He had paws-able deniability."
"I like reserving tables at restaurants using unique names so I can hear the hostess announce, ""Optimus Prime? Your table for 5 is ready!"""
"What's the difference between Trump and a Tree? Only one can get stumped..."
"Whats Red and bad for your Teeth? A brick."