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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS? A: A know-it-all bitch."
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"What do you call a female manager? Miss. Management."
"'I like big butts and I cannot lie.' - homeless guy rummaging through an ashtray."
"If your building doesn't have an elevator and you don't live on the first floor, we can't date. I'm looking for a relationship, not a gym."
"New Subway rule: You must give the person in front of you a wedgie if they take more than 5 seconds to choose what kind of bread they want."
"Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing."
"My dog can eat more condoms than your honor student."
"Why is it called necrophilia and not sexual intercorpse"
"Research shows that the number one cause of divorce in America is Marriage"
"Seriously joggers?! You're gonna run and carry on a conversation at the same time? And I'm all outta breath just finishing this McMuffin!!!"